oh yeah sunshine

Apr 17

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kldzbop:

remember when katy perry wrote a song about fucking an alien

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Apr 17
Apr 17

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Apr 17

blackbeatnik:

lullabysounds:

MAY WE NEVER FORGET 

Wifey

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"Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon. Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market. You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards. If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad. It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions. Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters. Changing your car’s oil is not optional. Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move. You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback. It’s always worth reading the instruction manual. Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy. Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way. Good doctors listen more than they talk. You can’t fix a burned roux. Floss. Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right. Measure twice, cut once. Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional. If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good. You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar. There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic. Kindness is not weakness. Baking soda is not baking powder. Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable. Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair. Appropriate footwear is always key. You can absolutely be too forgiving. Real humor punches up, not down. Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material. There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are. Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art. You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction. You can always come home again. But it won’t be the same. Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine. Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows."

- 36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)

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Apr 17
Apr 17

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bikinipowerbottom:

when an artist you hate comes out with a good song

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Apr 17

"How I talk: 25% swearing, 25% sarcasm 50% a combination of both."

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Apr 17
Apr 17

sexylthings:

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Apr 17

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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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Apr 17

suspend:

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

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Apr 17

it started out with a click

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how did it end up like this

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it was only a click

It was only a click.

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Apr 16

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

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Apr 16

thosefreshguys:

I wish I had someone to talk to, to hold and to kiss. 

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Apr 16